2019 X-Men Dark Phoenix

[Puck]

 

[Snake Plissken]

I don’t like that Phoenix is a person. It should be just a psychic energy bird that behaves like an animal. But no, it’s an albino White woman.

 

[GeneralZod]

I thought she was supposed to be Lilandra.

 

[Snake Plissken]

That’s sorta what I thought even though she looks nothing like her. The Phoenix is just a devil on her shoulder.

“She’ll kill us all.” -Patricia

I hope so.

 

[GeneralZod]

I'm ready for this Fox X-Men run of films to end. I'll see this eventually, but these stopped being worth a trip to the theater for me a long time ago. It's too bad because I actually like some of the actors as their characters. Some of the decisions they've made have been too weird or stories too poorly done to keep me interested though.

 

[Snake Plissken]

DOFP was a good reboot I think, until it went back to Magneto is the bad guy AGAIN bullshit.

 

[EVILFACE]

Yea I'm tired of X-Men. They need to go away for a while. Even the MCU version.

Still would like to see that new mutants movie though...

 

[RIDDICK]

First Class was a good reboot, until they've decided to reboot it yet again.

Fixed that for ya, mate.

 

[GeneralZod]

Seems like Magneto has switched back-and-forth in every movie. It works once. After that, pick a side and be done with it.

 

[RIDDICK]

Actually, everyone will choose a side.
Some will try to save Jean while others just want to kill her.

Phoenix doesn't need anyone.

 

[Puck]

They put Lawrence in the middle as if she's the main attraction = lel.

New Mutants also got pushed back again to next year.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Mehneto needs to fucking hit the road. He doesn't need to be in every fucking film. And again, if there's no Logan, no care. I hate to be that guy but it's just how I feel. The rest of the X-Men are just window dressing in the films. The Fox cartoon on the other hand benefited from having a huge cast.

I hope Derp Peenix atomizes her, red butthole first.

 

[Darth Maul]

Hey, I love the younger Magneto. I do hate that he keeps flopping from villain to anti-hero though.

And Jennifer Lawrence is pretty nice to look at. So, I definitely enjoy her scenes—when she isn’t blue.

 

[RIDDICK]

 

[Darth Maul]

Damn she’s tall. And those legs!

 

[RavenEye]

 

[EVILFACE]

17% ouch......

 

[Puck]

 

[Jotaro Something]

That was a mistake sweetie

 

[Jotaro Something]