2019 STAR WARS Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker

[RIDDICK]

positive thread

. . . except those who disagree with them.

 

[DEVIL_666]

So SSF is G A Y? Sthuper!

 

[Project_A]

Jye said Daisy's performance was mesmerising. Do we have a potential awards contender to best Joaquin Phoenix here or what?

 

[BATMAN]

Crows was trying to get them to make negative and positive threads for movies at SSF for a long time. He probably doesn’t get credit for the idea now.

I miss Crows.

 

[Snake Plissken]

So SSF is G A Y? Sthuper!

 

[Sexual Tyrannosaurus]

This is hilariously accurate to what their thought process must have been

 

[greygoose]

Yea it’s quite sad. Lots of annoying peeps on there lol.

Why you still there?

 

[RavenEye]

Why you still there?

good question

 

[Puck]

Khev loved it, which means jye will change his mind and love it now too.

JAWS teared up and put it as the third best SW movie.

Iron Wez got called a stalker.

SW does things to people.

 

[Jotaro Something]

SW does things to people.

Yes, it gives some of us cancer, among other things

 

[EVILFACE]

Saw it last night. Pretty sure Khev was sitting next to my buddy. The two thirty something dudes next to me ate up every single joke, heart tug and Finn Force use.

I would have been happy if when our heroes sank into the quicksand, The End showed on the screen followed by rolling credits.

I though the flick was, ok for a movie that contains 97% characters I care nothing about and don't know anything about really. Saber battles were decent. Overall better than TLJ but it was nothing but a video game. Go here, look for this, talk to them, get that and bam at the Emperor.

The main things that bugged me were their vehicles. Like I mentioned about the Ghostbuster car. Our heroes get stranded in the desert needing a ride so they use the space ship that has laid dormant for a couple decades in the desert, somehow untouched by scavengers. The thing fires right up and they are flying in space with it.

Then we have Luke's X-Wing. It's been under water for at least a decade. It's pulled from the water, fires right up and she is flying in hyperspace with it.

My eyes rolled out of my skull at these.

Master Jedi Leia????

Finn can use the Force?

The ending is just a retread of ROTJ.

The giant arena full of .... not sure who they are. Sith? First Order? That are all just instantly wiped out.

Emperor can zap a fleet of hundreds of space ships yet can't get past a light saber? Zap at her feet, bro. And when the lighting is zapping back at him? Srsly?

I hope this is the end.

Should have ended with ROTJ.

Hell, Star Wars should have been one and done.

 

[Puck]

Star Wars is cancelled.

 

[Snake Plissken]

 

[Snake Plissken]

Saw it last night. Pretty sure Khev was sitting next to my buddy. The two thirty something dudes next to me ate up every single joke, heart tug and Finn Force use.

I would have been happy if when our heroes sank into the quicksand, The End showed on the screen followed by rolling credits.

I though the flick was, ok for a movie that contains 97% characters I care nothing about and don't know anything about really. Saber battles were decent. Overall better than TLJ but it was nothing but a video game. Go here, look for this, talk to them, get that and bam at the Emperor.

The main things that bugged me were their vehicles. Like I mentioned about the Ghostbuster car. Our heroes get stranded in the desert needing a ride so they use the space ship that has laid dormant for a couple decades in the desert, somehow untouched by scavengers. The thing fires right up and they are flying in space with it.

Then we have Luke's X-Wing. It's been under water for at least a decade. It's pulled from the water, fires right up and she is flying in hyperspace with it.

My eyes rolled out of my skull at these.

Master Jedi Leia????

Finn can use the Force?

The ending is just a retread of ROTJ.

The giant arena full of .... not sure who they are. Sith? First Order? That are all just instantly wiped out.

Emperor can zap a fleet of hundreds of space ships yet can't get past a light saber? Zap at her feet, bro. And when the lighting is zapping back at him? Srsly?

I hope this is the end.

Should have ended with ROTJ.

Hell, Star Wars should have been one and done.

 

[Iron wez]

Khev loved it, which means jye will change his mind and love it now too.

JAWS teared up and put it as the third best SW movie.

Iron Wez got called a stalker.


SW does things to people.

O yea this dumbass kid thought I was a stalker cause I said he should make a tinder profile and smile more cause he got triggered when I said RT is garbage.

 

[Snake Plissken]

O yea this dumbass kid thought I was a stalker cause I said he should make a tinder profile and smile more cause he got triggered when I said RT is garbage.

Dunno why you even hang out with those bitches. RT is garbage, along with it's down syndrome nephew metacritic.

Just tell us your name is Prime and you're one of us.

 

[Kamandi]

RT is garbage...

RT's had the scores frozen for Rise of Skywalker all weekend. They've accumulated almost 40k votes but between the initial report of 6k voters and now the Audience and Critic scores have been 56% and 86%. The score hasn't drifted around even slightly. Sh-t is rigged.

 

[ApeManRyan]

So I just went on RT and it looks like there may be a bot account of me with a more positive review. They trying to hide my bad one lol.

 

[Snake Plissken]

I saw that post of yours. Media is nothing but propaganda.

 

[ApeManRyan]

I saw that post of yours. Media is nothing but propaganda.

I find this hilarious. Not surprised at all.