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2019 Rambo: Last Blood

Rambo : Last Blood Critic Score

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EVILFACE

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The movie was basically a more brutal version of Taken. Everything is specifically setup for the ending to happen.

In the real world....

Rambo would have been killed early on in the flick by the mob. The character still has the drive and takes out the bad guys believably through a series of booby traps. There was a perfect spot for the character to leave us, at the ending, sitting his in rocking chair. But in western fashion, he rides off into the sunset.

An sequel that wasn't needed. The movie clips along and doesn't drag. Overall a good watch, but nothing stood out memorable like the greatness of FB and the absurd awesome action of II and III and IV.

As for the racial overtones, I really didn't see it. A friend that screwed another over and a sex slave ring that takes place in Mexico.
 

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Those who saw it say there's only one action scene and it's the last 10 minutes of the movie.
I ain't wasting time and money on sitting through more than an hour of boring buildup for one action scene.
 

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Witney Seibold lamented how the film transformed the character from a traumatized war veteran to a "tragedy-free, unstoppable all-American badass killing machine and pop culture's central symbol for unchallenged American military might."

C'mon. I want it to be fucking awesome just to trigger shitheads like that! Don't tell me it sucks!?!
 

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All those reviews make me want to see this even more now. Will hopefully try to go Monday morning when I'm off work.
Dont forget about joker as well lol
Joker and rambo making sjw go nuts lol
 

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Those who saw it say there's only one action scene and it's the last 10 minutes of the movie.
I ain't wasting time and money on sitting through more than an hour of boring buildup for one action scene.

Shame. It turned out to be exactly how I thought it was going to be initially.


C'mon. I want it to be fucking awesome just to trigger shitheads like that! Don't tell me it sucks!?!

I saw it,
Its not that is boring, this is like a detective story, it's not that is slow, it wasn't slow, it moves the plot well.
The first hour doesnt have a lot of action but is because they are showing you the underground of mexico. They show you how the cartel kidnaps. The movie shows you the dangers to women in mexico. It has suspense and its almost like a horror movie for women.

If people hate this for the lack of action, then everyone should stop begging for a batman detective story.
Everybody should stop asking the studios for a detective batman movie because everyone would shit on that too.

The last rambo. Rambo 4 in Burma didnt have that much action either. It did have action but it took a while to set up.
 

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I don't feel anything for Rambo 4, saw it once, was bored.

The only good movie in the franchise is First Blood.
Part 2 and 3 were trashy action movies, and that's what I expect.

Batman is the "world's greatest detective", it's a horrible comparison to make.
Trashy action and dumb plots are two things I never expect from a Batman movie.
 
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I don't feel anything for Rambo 4, saw it once, was bored.

The only good movie in the franchise is First Blood.
Part 2 and 3 were trashy action movies, and that's what I expect.

Batman is the "world's greatest detective", it's a horrible comparison to make.
Trashy action and dumb plots are two things I never expect from a Batman movie.

Yeah, Skip this movie. Just flat out skip it. Dont even watch it for free. Not even free.

You wont even really understand the stuff with the cartel, this is a very american movie. And deals with things that might make you bored
 

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Yeah, I def won't be able to understand complex real-world issues tackled by a fucking RAMBO movie... :LOL:
 

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Yeah, I def won't be able to understand complex real-world issues tackled by a fucking RAMBO movie... :LOL:

Thank you for understanding.
Just skip the movie, because you will save yourself the headache.
 

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Only a sheep listens to blue check marks on twitter. Do these people actually make a living reviewing? If so, god speed... because I have a feeling the gravy train will fly off the tracks soon.
 

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Yeah, I def won't be able to understand complex real-world issues tackled by a fucking RAMBO movie... :LOL:

Heres the entire movie, scene by scene. The entire thing.
>Rambo has an adoptive Mexican daughter he's been raising on the US/Mexico border. She refers to him as Uncle John.
>the daughter's mother died of cancer and her father moved back to Mexico
>The 17-year-old daughter has her druggy friend who lives in Mexico locate her father
>She goes to meet him, but the father tells her that he just wanted to pump and dump her mother, and that her being born got in the way of some good pussy and he wanted her to fuck off because she was just a whore
>The daughter's friend then sells her to sex traffickers who want her because she's a virgin
>She gets non-stop raped and tortured, and forcibly injected with heroine. She also has her face mutilated with a knife.
>Rambo goes to Mexico to find and rescue her, torturing a sex trafficker, ripping his collar bone out. At one point a sex trafficker tells him that women are just property like livestock, to be bought, sold, and discarded and that his daughter is just another whore. Rambo eventually finds his daughter, murdering a whole bunch of dudes with a claw hammer, along with trying to rescue numerous sex slaves, but they tell him that if they escape the traffickers will just kill them.
>While driving home Rambo tries to keep his daughter conscious, but she dies of a drug overdose
>Rambo then goes back to Mexico and begins murdering traffickers, cutting off one guy's head and stabbing a photo of a his daughter into the guy's chest, luring them across the boarder to his farm.
>At the farm it becomes like a slasher movie, with Rambo stalking and killing like 30 guys
>He saves their leader for last purposely leaving him alive to pin to the wall in his barn, shooting arrows into his arms and legs. He then carves out his heart while he's alive and shows him the still beating heart, having told him he wanted him to know how it felt to have your heart torn out, like he did when he killed his daughter.
 

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Her obsessive hatred of Jessica Chastain. :LOL:

 

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The utter balls for such a paper-mache halloween mask face 4, with poofy, dry, wicker furniture 1992 hair hating on that Pedowood ginger 6.
 
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