2019 Rambo: Last Blood

[Puck]

"Sylvester Stallone's action sequel is gory, offensive and shallow." -IGN

 

[Darth Maul]

Here we go again. A movie can’t just be a movie, unless it toes the line. Only movies like Hustlers are stunning, brave and bold in today’s world.

I nearly fucking threw up a Gremlin while typing that.

 

[Sexual Tyrannosaurus]

"Sylvester Stallone's action sequel is gory, offensive and shallow." -IGN

That’s what I’m talking about, finally some good news!

Oh wait, are they trying to use those points against a Rambo movie?

Also what the heck is ‘latinx’? Is that a gender neutral way of saying Latino? They trying to go woke in a frikkin Rambo review? Outside of Latino being acceptable, she also had the gender neutral options of ‘Mexican’ (seeing as how she says it’s set there in the previous damn sentence) or ‘Hispanic,’ but let’s just make up our own version of words in their language instead.

It’s like the opposite of cultural appropriation. It’s cultural injection or some shit. These people

 

[RIDDICK]

"Sylvester Stallone's action sequel is gory, offensive and shallow." -IGN

From the same person who thought "Day of the Soldado" was outdated because the plot wasn't about Trump and the Wall.

 

[Darth Maul]

Starting to think anyone with clout, a blue check mark or someone that reviews movies and games for a living (or merely as a self-proclaimed “critic”) is a woke piece of amphibian trash.

 

[Dino]

That’s what I’m talking about, finally some good news!

Oh wait, are they trying to use those points against a Rambo movie?

Also what the heck is ‘latinx’? Is that a gender neutral way of saying Latino? They trying to go woke in a frikkin Rambo review? Outside of Latino being acceptable, she also had the gender neutral options of ‘Mexican’ (seeing as how she says it’s set there in the previous damn sentence) or ‘Hispanic,’ but let’s just make up our own version of words in their language instead.

It’s like the opposite of cultural appropriation. It’s cultural injection or some shit. These people

Adding an X to the end of things has been a way to include the lgtb into things for a while. ( like saying peoplex or something)

Since hispanics have a gendered language,
( like a table or an apple or a chair has a femimine pronoun or a car or a boat or a fork are masculine pronouns. Everything in spanish is referred to as masculine or feminine instead of saying " it"

So sjw have always been buttblasted about this and they are trying to end this

 

[Darth Maul]

I’d like to end them instead. Is there someone I can speak to about this? Perhaps a manager?

 

[Snake Plissken]

"Sylvester Stallone's action sequel is gory, offensive and shallow." -IGN

There's bodies hanging from highway signs in Mexico on the regular.

 

[Thainitty]

Not Rambo too! Can’t people leave movies alone?!? Mexico is a crime riddled country that is run by the drug cartels with a corrupt police force and government (even though all big government is corrupt in some ways) I’m sorry that reality isn’t PC enough for sjw movie reviewers. LatinX because celebrating Latin or Latino culture was too offensive

 

[Snake Plissken]

Reality has been deemed unacceptable. This primarily comes from yuppies in very White communities.

 

[Puck]

"Top critics"

 

[Snake Plissken]

So it's a documentary.

 

[RIDDICK]

Ok, NOW I actually wanna see it.

 

[EVILFACE]

seeing it tonight!

 

[Snake Plissken]

I'm definitely interested. I haven't rewatched the last one much, but I appreciated the ludicrous amount of violence. These seem to be the only films that actually convey what Trautman said about him during his time in Vietnam.

 

[Puck]

 

[Snake Plissken]

 

[EVILFACE]

Wow, her hair looks nice for once.

Still turned it off after 5 seconds.

 

[Darth Maul]

It really would be nice if people would join the real world again. This twitter sphere wokeness everyone seems to be piling into is so off-putting that I’ve contemplated disappearing from the internet entirely. It’s that repulsive now.

 

[Rambler]

All those reviews make me want to see this even more now. Will hopefully try to go Monday morning when I'm off work.