2019 Charlie's Angels

[Snake Plissken]

She would hate that Charlie has a penis, and White.

 

[Dino]

It looks like dumb fun. Ill definitely rent it.
Its silly but the original movie and the show were stupid fun too

 

[RavenEye]

Of all TV Show adaption movies still no Columbo movie.

 

[RIDDICK]

Or "Quantum Leap".

 

[Puck]

Of all TV Show adaption movies still no Columbo movie.

I love Columbo, finished the entire thing a few months ago. The episodes were like mini movies in a way.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Or "Quantum Leap".

 

[Kamandi]

It looks like dumb fun. Ill definitely rent it.
Its silly but the original movie and the show were stupid fun too

They have that stupid angel wings logo everywhere. It reminds me of some of the lazier set decoration moments in ST:TNG.

 

[DEVIL_666]

Of all TV Show adaption movies still no Columbo movie.

Who would play Columbo? I can't think of anyone that would be as good as Peter Falk.

Or "Quantum Leap".

Who would play Sam and Al? Technically Scott Bakula could reprise his role (he still looks good for his age) but he's not a box office draw.

 

[Puck]

 

[EVILFACE]

Apparently women don't either.

 

[EVILFACE]

Most did to. I would say a 25 mil opening.

lol you were wrong, bro.

 

[Project_A]

I’m guessing no HT figures for us....

 

[Darth Maul]

Gee, where were the other thirty Spider-Man films? I must’ve slept through them.

You know why this film bombed? Because it was filmed from a perspective that didn’t “attract” men. We like a bit of eye candy. It’s the way we’ve been since the dawn of time, you dumb f***s. Then, it’s woke message turned off even more men.

Now, let’s get into the women. There’s a lot of them that are against this whole agenda thing. So, you immediately lost a vast majority of that viewership. Did some still go see it? Probably. If they got dragged by friends or family.

Finally, we come to the real meat and potatoes of the problem. Social Justice Warriors ARE NOT THE FANS YOU THINK THEY ARE! Can you not see? Time and time again this has been proven. You ostracize and alienate the majority of your fans to attract the attention and adoration of a very small group of people.

Stop it. Get some help. I’d post the gif, but this film isn’t worth that little extra effort. The saddest part of it all is Kristen Stewart brought home $7mil for this picture and it only made $8 million on opening weekend.

Yep.

Get woke, go broke. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

 

[Dino]

Gee, where were the other thirty Spider-Man films? I must’ve slept through them.

You know why this film bombed? Because it was filmed from a perspective that didn’t “attract” men. We like a bit of eye candy. It’s the way we’ve been since the dawn of time, you dumb f***s. Then, it’s woke message turned off even more men.

Now, let’s get into the women. There’s a lot of them that are against this whole agenda thing. So, you immediately lost a vast majority of that viewership. Did some still go see it? Probably. If they got dragged by friends or family.

Finally, we come to the real meat and potatoes of the problem. Social Justice Warriors ARE NOT THE FANS YOU THINK THEY ARE! Can you not see? Time and time again this had been proven. You ostracize and alienate the majority of your fans to attract the attention and adoration of a very small group of people.

Stop it. Get some help. I’d post the gif, but this film isn’t worth that little extra effort. The saddest part of it all is Kristen Stewart brought home $7mil for this picture and it only made $8 million on opening weekend.

Yep.

Get woke, go broke. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Write a whole book, why dont you lol.
jk lol

 

[Darth Maul]

I would, but Social Justice Warriors would doxx my address and send Antifa.

 

[Dino]

 

[Darth Maul]

They’d also be shot at.

 

[Dino]

Wow, wow.

 

[Darth Maul]

For my ally is the dark side, and a powerful ally it is.

 

[Jotaro Something]

For my ally is the dark side, and a powerful ally it is.

Are you sure it's a dark side perspective? Wouldn't the jedi kill any sith stupid enough to invade their temple?