2019 Cats

[Puck]

Nope right the F outta here.

Don't act like you wouldn't hit her from behind in real life. I know your secrets.

 

[Snake Plissken]

 

[Kamandi]

From behind? Oh, that's different. Fair game.

 

[Project_A]

 

[Dino]

From behind? Oh, that's different. Fair game.

you can grab the tail?

 

[RIDDICK]

I like hairy pussies.

 

[Dino]

I like hairy pussies.

 

[EVILFACE]

I like hairy pussies.

You are prolly wearing track pants right now.

 

[RIDDICK]

You are prolly wearing track pants right now.

Nope. I'm just oldschool.

 

[Snake Plissken]

I like hairy pussies.

You can't have it, Nahtzee.

 

[DEVIL_666]

This will probably set the furry community back another 5 years, and that's a good thing. f****** freaks with their furry porn drawings on twitter.

I know right? All that shit is so weird and awkward.. to jerk off to. I mean I get it done because I'm not a quitter.. but It's a challenge!

 

[Kamandi]

I mean I get it done because I'm not a quitter.. but It's a challenge!

That's the spirit. Climb every mountain.

 

[Darth Maul]

Not even a naked Taylor Swift can save this film.

Is there even a point to this creepshow? Calling it now, Idris Elba will be the only decent part of the movie.

 

[Dino]

Not even a naked Taylor Swift can save this film.

Is there even a point to this creepshow? Calling it now, Idris Elba will be the only decent part of the movie.

highest grossing musical of all time

 

[Darth Maul]

When I said I wanted to see Taylor Swift strip off her clothes... this is not what I had in mind.

 

[Dino]

When I said I wanted to see Taylor Swift strip off her clothes... this is not what I had in mind.

BUT HER BOSSOMS BOUNCE!

 

[EVILFACE]

Went with the woman to see this and thirty seconds into it.......

The cat costumes looked great and the lead cat and Idris Elba were good. The rest....... oh man...... it couldn't end soon enough.

 

[greygoose]

Went with the woman to see this and thirty seconds into it.......

The cat costumes looked great and the lead cat and Idris Elba were good. The rest....... oh man...... it couldn't end soon enough.

Apparently there's not plot...?

 

[EVILFACE]

Not that i could see. Something about picking a jellicle cat to have more lives?

Oh and Swift's bosoms did not bounce.

 

[Puck]

Universal Notifies Theaters ‘Cats’ Is Being Updated With “Improved Visual Effects”

Universal has notified thousands of theaters they will be receiving an updated print of Tom Hooper’s troubled musical with “some improved visual effects.”

www.hollywoodreporter.com

This will save the movie.