???? The Matrix 4

[Sexual Tyrannosaurus]

Keanu and Carrie were confirmed awhile ago, but now the dude who played Black Manta in Aquaman (Yahya Abdul-Mateen II) is in as wel, in a ‘starring role.’ Nothing is really known about the flick outside of that but it does seem to be moving with the casting.

Only one of the Wachowski sisters is directing. Probably would have been both if they were still brothers.

 

[Darth Maul]

Wait... why are they both in this sequel? They’re dead and Neo would have been reincarnated in the Matrix as someone else’s consciousness.

Also, I thought you were joking about the sisters thing... and then I realized what year it is and vomited in my mouth.

 

[Puck]

They should create a new timeline and make this a direct sequel to the first. Anything to dissociate itself from the bad sequels.

 

[Snake Plissken]

The Matrix should of been a one and done. "The One" was so hyped up in the first one, and it met the hype. Then the sequels have him having to fist fight everyone again... he shouldn't even need to touch them and just summon a mini Black Hole to eradicate opposition.

"Change the Matrix as he saw fit." The fuck happened to that?

 

[Sexual Tyrannosaurus]

Neil Patrick Harris has just been cast

I'm guessing they'll be approaching Kevin Hart and The Rock next

 

[Snake Plissken]