Multi Platform Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order

[Snake Plissken]

Watching a live stream of this. Five minutes in and I can tell it's absolutely horseshit. The desperation of Disney to try and resuscitate this franchise is hilarious with the new show and this since the new film is DOA.

SW is dead, and should stay dead.

 

[Darth Maul]

The game isn’t that bad. It’s how lazy the developers were by just copying another game. At least with Titanfall, they had something fresh. It still makes me vomit just thinking about what else they could have done with the game. It could have been a full blown rpg.

 

[Snake Plissken]

This is just copying set pieces from the films, badly. The "artistic direction" is based off fanart bad. The Sith lightsabers are absolute trash.

90% of the game is hand over hand climbing on grates.

 

[Darth Maul]

I won’t argue that last part. What is that lightsaber even supposed to be? What’s the purpose of the giant circle? Does it cut people?

 

[Snake Plissken]

It represents the Vagina.

 

[Darth Maul]

The one on the left of Tim Allen is actually kinda cute.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Kennedy owes her success purely because she was taking loads from Spielberg.

 

[Darth Maul]

Eww god. I don’t want to picture that. My fucking intestines...

 

[Thainitty]

I’ve finally got to play this lately and honestly I’m really enjoying it. The lightsaber combat is great as you become more powerful

 

[Snake Plissken]

I watched a good chunk of gameplay and while it looks good, the constantly grate climbing was really off putting.

 

[GeneralZod]

I’m buying it if I don’t get it for Christmas. I think it looks fun, and that’s all I’m looking for in a Star Wars game.

 

[Darth Maul]

I watched a good chunk of gameplay and while it looks good, the constantly grate climbing was really off putting.

The only thing I really didn’t like about it by the end was the first planet you can explore. The one with the giant temple. It was really off putting how much that was designed like a Dark Souls area.

 

[Thainitty]

Just give it a bit of time, once you start to get better with the force the lightsaber battles get fun...it’s a fun game Zod

 

[Darth Maul]

You can one shot even the most intimidating troopers, if you do it right. The game isn’t really that hard. I’m not one of those that immediately jumps into the hardest difficulty though, so I can’t speak to the hardest mode yet.

 

[DEVIL_666]

Thought the main character looked like Joker from Gotham. Looked it up, same actor.